Book 1 & The Dreaded Synopsis

I'm not quite sure why the synopsis is bloody rather than dreaded but it is. It's the best I could conjure up in five minutes.

I have now compiled a list of agents I would like to submit to when the Current Project is complete (hopefully January to February). I've done my research for each one and I've made a little synopsis doodle in paint. So there is no putting it off anymore. Tonight I have to make a start on the dreaded synopsis.

I don't like writing them. They're bloody hard (that's why it's bloody!). 90,000 words is a doddle compared to the 1-2 pages I am about to (attempt to) write. Does anybody want to write it on my behalf? Please?